Beggar’s Night

Where I’m from kids go trick or treating on Halloween Night and don’t have to tell jokes for candy. Iowa kids have it rough.

Creepy Mall Basement

Who wants to go spelunking in the abandoned underground mall under Merle Hay??

How to Annoy Des Moines-ers

Let’s go, Cardinals, let’s go. 🙂

Your Teenage Bedroom

Luke’s old bedroom sounds like less of a room and more of a terrifying den…

Worst Place to Pee

You’re telling me that NFL announcers don’t get private bathrooms…?

Annual Restaurant Passes?

The Breakfast Club…mmmm…

The Ultimate Halloween Costume

If I say I’m the invisible man for Halloween, can I skip going in to the office..?

Weird, But Attractive Features

I took the title from Luke’s Tinder bio.

Watching People’s Stuff

When I’m on purse guard, I change into a London Royal Guard uniform and stand perfectly still.

Stressed at the Cologne Counter

1: I think Luke was traumatized by a cologne salesperson. 2: There are still cologne counters?!