Plain Ol’ Winded

Honestly who doesn’t get tired after going up a flight of stairs?

Ben’s First Bad Word

Ben says his first “bad word” and honestly, it could have been way worse so kudos to good parenting!

Grown Up Christmas Lists

People like Luke are why I have Christmas shopping anxiety.

Very Specific Talent

Some people can mount things on the wall, others can fit their whole hand in their mouth. Either way, there’s a demand for those skills.

One Thing for One Dollar

Luke and Leigh discuss what object they would choose to pay just one U.S. dollar for…honestly I’m shocked neither of them said “college tuition.”

School Fundraisers

There are definitely still gallon tubs of cookie dough from 2005 in my grandparents’ deep freeze…

Waking Up Before the Alarm

Imagine waking up BEFORE your alarm and not sleeping through it. Unreal.

The Kids are Not Interested

You all complain now, but don’t come crying to your ten year old when your computer has some terrible virus.

Dad Jokes 11-5

Luke gets paid to do this. We PAY him to do this to us.

Expensive Clothes

Luke finally buys some big boy clothes to give his closet an upgrade. Hopefully we’ll stop seeing him in his pajamas in the office. Please.