Your Kid’s First Car

Kids these days will never know the stress of a new, random noise your car makes and wondering “Is that a bad new noise, or a normal new noise?”

Luke Says the F Word

ALLEGEDLY.

Luke’s Shower Thoughts – 11/15

All of Luke’s shower thoughts are weirdly dark…Hope he’s okay.

Heartbreaking Plays

Should we tell Luke that he’s on KIOA? I think he’s been in denial this whole time and believes he’s on ESPN…

Favorite Autographs

If you can read the person’s name clearly, it’s not a genuine autograph and you got duped.

Dad Jokes – 11/12

Oh no…if Thanksgiving break is next week…he’ll have to do Dad Jokes early…

Baby Mama Game…

Luke makes Jenny guess how many baby mamas celebrities have had over the decades; at which point Jenny realizes maybe we give Luke too much freedom when it comes to inventing new on-air games.

Worst Intersections in Des Moines

I’m looking at you, 2nd Ave and Euclid….

Three Events You’d Want to See

No one chose “a gladiator fight?!”

Bath Time with Granny

You’re welcome for that mental image.